everywhere but home

Halley and Jaz are back: with way too much to catch up on. from summer travel whiplash to an exciting (but mysterious) Costa Rica work trip, they’re trying to slow down… but obviously, that’s not happening. they recap Halley’s Europe adventures, reflect on hosting everyone except themselves all summer, and spiral over how there are somehow only eight weekends of summer left. (how did that happen?) naturally, the convo devolves into a full Love Island debrief. spoiler alert: they don’t trust the producers, they’ve got big opinions on Nic and Olandria, and yes, they’re still obsessed with Amaya. they also get deep about cancel culture, double standards between men and women, childhood bedroom redesigns, babysitting horror stories, sneaky Rite Aid thefts, and why college dorming should honestly be illegal. ALSO: a lot of your questions get answered, and the answers are JUICY! this episode is a chaotic cocktail of nostalgia, unfiltered advice, and friendship rants with a side of sassiness & tea-spilling. it’s everything you didn’t know you needed: just press play and let the rollercoaster begin.  Timestamps  0:22 - Travels & life updates 3:15 - Love Island Finale  10:20 - Our take on music these days 13:08 - Would we buy the original Birkin  15:12 - Questions from our followers  38:08 - Do Kevin and Reed get to have opinions when it comes to decorating the houses  43:16 - PB Teen & American Girl Dolls  Links HelloFresh: Sign up for HelloFresh and get 10 free meals with a free item in every box! Hellofresh.com/delusional10FM Cash App: Download Cash App Today #CashAppPartner #CashAppPod https://cash.app/?utm_source=episodic&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=episodic_podscale_delusionaldiaries_2025&shortlink=8u4300cq&af_dp=cashme%3A%2F%2F&c=Episodic_Podscale_DelusionalDiaries_2025&pid=Episodic-to-App&af_xp=custom&source_caller=ui See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.