22: Hot Criminal Defense Lawyer Nori The Nightmare

Lauren Noriega, aka Nori The Nightmare, combined her love of learning and law enforcement to become a badass Criminal Defense Attorney and founder of her own law firm, The Noriega Law Firm. She talks with Bunnie about using social media as a tool to market her assets, how she handles being judged for bringing sexy to the courtroom, and shares a special embarrassing confession about her emo side.     Takeaways: Lauren has been around law enforcement her whole life. Her dad is a retired sheriff, grandfather was an undercover narc for the California Department of Justice, and mom was a nurse at a jail.  Lauren continued her passion for learning and school by attending law school, and it led to her opening her own firm, The Noriega Law Firm.   Has she been judged in the courtroom? Absolutely. Most often it’s by the judges. However, Lauren prefers to let her hard work, intelligence, and strong work ethic speak for herself.  While most lawyers stay behind the scenes, Nori The Nightmare isn’t afraid to be loud and proud on social media. She has found it’s a great way to mix business and pleasure and develop trust with her present and future clients.  Do others get intimidated by Lauren because of her brains and beauty? Absolutely. Does it stop her from moving forward and kicking ass? Not even one bit.  Lauren has consulted with almost every hip hop client in the biz, and now represents such big stars as $tupid Young and Boskoe1.  Lauren is single and ready to mingle. If you want to check out her beauty and brains and drool, her insta is: @nori_thenightmare.  While Bunnie was working hard at Fatburger, Lauren was slinging nuggets at Wendy’s.  She is one brave chick. Even though her biggest fear is guns, she just went to the LA Gun Club to shoot a gun and get a feel for being around them.  Lauren’s first fight...in law school of course. She used her boxing moves and did a combo to lay her opponent out, which got her free drinks for the night.    Quotes:  “If you know what you are talking about and you are articulate, that gets you where you want to go.”  “It’s beneficial that people already know me, and I don’t feel like I have to sell myself.”  “I worked there for three years. Who worked at Wendy’s for three years?”  “I’m still an emo kid at heart.”  Mentioned:  Noriega Law Firm  @nori_thenightmare  George Maloof  Taking Back Sunday Yellowcard Minus the Bear  Seether  Lance Bass    Check out Bunnie:  @xomgitsbunnie BunnieXo  @officialdumbblonde