Duck Lips & Fake Tits

It's time for another Public Service Announcement from Sheryl and the people who bring you Get Canceled. Ladies under 30 - put the credit cards down and step away from the plastic surgeon. You are all starting to look the same, and it ain't good. Not everyone is meant to be beautiful. Besides, beauty standards are constantly changing. Yesterday's waif figure and barely there brows have morphed into thick eyebrows, big lips, bigger boobs, and an even b...