S04E05 - Meet N Greet

Do your research, get dressed up, and prepare to mingle with some business owners! Remember ... if you aren't talking about yourself, then you're off topic, buddy! Join professional self promoters Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 5 of Season 4, "Meet n Greet". NOTE: Feel free to join us in the studio, but a note of warning ... employees Constantine and Harvey put on a Halloween display here at LFP Worldwide Headquarters, so be prepared for bats, eyeballs, fake blood capsules, and skeletons hurtling towards you on a wire. [EDIT BY MARK AND ALLEN: We still don't know what a blood orphan is, but we have five of them hanging from our ceiling right now.]