Chiggety check yourself, before you riggety wreck yourself

This morning on the Dave Berry breakfast show, Matt Dyson and Glenn Moore revealed that they are hidden hoarders. Along with receipts, loyalty cards and general tat, Glenn had half an expired debit card from 2014 in his wallet, while Dyson had hung on to Dion Dublin's 'Dube' price list (that was the musical instrument he invented btw)