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DAN SCHNEIDER APPEARS SEEMINGLY FROM NOWHERE INT. SAUNA. WHENEVER DAN SHNEIDER you need a pedicure. Would you fucking people stop doing that. I heard you have something of mine. This is not a unisex Sauna! Is it not?! No! Where's my shit, Monroe?! What the fuck are you talking about?! Hey. You got a weird little toe! STOP LOOKING AT MY FEET. we're all adults here. I disagree entirely. I'm 5! Okay, that's gross. Get out! Fine! He stands up to exit the Sauna; his towel defaults. AGH. Lol with careful editing this is less disturbing, I guess. It's really not. Goddamn, manI I want that script on my desk by Monday. Or what?! Or ELSE! OR ELSE WHAT! CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THIS; I'M CERTAIN! Don't be so certain, Monroe. I get around. HOW?! DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE HAZARDS FOR BACKING UP?! Very funny, Monroe. [he opens the sauna door to exit.] (Cont'd) Very funny. That's my point. Who's next?! Dan Harmon?! [exiting] By Monday, Monroe. [he backs up] BEEEP-BEEP—BEEEEP. [A woman enters the sauna as he is “backing out” BEEEP! Ahem. Good day, ladies. [he exits entirely] [beat] … is this sauna unisex. [looking through the window of the sauna he silently mimicks humously threatening gestures out of the view of the woman who has entered, standing at the door for a moment in confusion] …No, it is not. I'm afraid you're one nickel short of a Skrillex. What the fuck is that supposed to mean. SUCK MY Schneider. Dan Schneider. Uh. We fired him. For several reasons. Hire ‘em back. Why?! Because-time travel. Time travel what. Time travel this: That NEVER HAPPENED! It didn't!? Uh. No…? Ok. Okay?! Ok. *portal* Check this place out. What is it. Not what. When. When is it? I don't know yet. What!? Let's find a shopping mall. INT. BEVERLY CENTER. DAY. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©