{{The Mustache Man.}}

I am the king: I am a punk rock icon YOu want to fuck You better turn the lights on ! I am a genius I am Jimmy Nutron If you're a salad I'm a fucking crouton lol . what is this. Sunni Blu turns punk rock. Sunni, you can't just change fucking lanes like that. Well, I did. You're a rapper! I'm done with rap! UGH! I'm a rock star now. You can't just BE a rockstar. Number one in every chart imaginable. I told you. I need a drink. Arrange a tour! YOU SOLD ME OUT. I sell everyone out, Dillon Francis. –But you promised I had my fingers crossed. That's impossible, though because your hands were– [Morgan appears in the doorway behind Dillon Francis.] Uh—DEAL'S A DEAL, DILLON FRANCIS. What–? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE. ahem! Oh. Morgan, come in. I'm…already in… Dillon Francis was just leaving. No, i wasn't. Well, you should. o>o Sunni. What, Morgan, What. I need to talk to you. You're talking to me right now. Alone. [They both star angrily at Dillon Francis; A three-way stare off, then he exits awkwardly.] So. can like–anyone play Dillon Francis? YEah, I think, that's the entire point, maybe. Idk. Really? Because I feel like it's very important that– Fuck your feelings. I feel very strangely about what I'm about to tell you. Fuck your feelings. Uh-huh. Well. What is it, Morgan? I'm not in the mood for. Yo, this is intense. Speaking of which. I found Skrillex. Are you sure? THis started out as a punk rock ballad. I love punk rock. Well, it got carried away, very quickly… [A Giant Bird Swoops Up Skrillex and Carrie's him away very quickly.] Nice. Hold on. Something's coming in here… I LOVE THE SOUND OF THE… Wait, no, that can't be right. More— WHAT THE FUCK. What?! There's no english translation for that. Well, just try. *unintelligible gabled nonsense* Well, you tried. Alright, now listen here you miserable sonofabitch. Oh no–what happened. I'm not sure . Just a moment ago, it was funny. WHAT DID YOU SEE? Too much at once. Get in the ship. No… Get in the ship–please. ….Ok. I like you. For what. Damn. This is cruel. Where is Skrillex. GET IN THE SHIP. NO. GET IN THE SHIP, PLEASE. HELL NO. GET IN THE SHIP, OR ELSE. OR ELSE WHAT? Tell me again how you hate my nuts. I wanna lick your nuts. I– what? Excuse me–ballsack. —-what? Ballsack. I wanna lick your ballsack. *ahem.* excuse me –And if it were up to me– “I'd suck all your dicks in a row, if I could. And I could.” She said that? She said that. She said alllllll this: All of these things? All of these things. Yup. AND THEN SHE SAID— [censored] Woah. On LIVE TV? I told you this would get out of control. It's not out of control! It's contained! [Fire raging out of control.] (0% Contained.) WHAT IS THAT? It's a dragon. Aww, it's so MO FIRE* AWW. Yeah, watch out for that. Raven, I need your help with something. I'm not sure I can really help you much more… Not with the project. –Then I'm not sure I can help you at all. As a friend. I'm an “employee” You're the only one I've got. Friend, or employee. Friend. I've got like 6 Employees, and I hate almost all of them. You have six people working on this project and it's still not finished? I've been busy. I haven't left this blackbox for 46 hours! And you'll get overtime! *a look* Eventually. -Beat- *sighs heavily* Okay. What is it. Raven. Yep, that's me. (lol) Have you ever had–uh– –I'm not sure I like where this is going– Aragon. Hm. Well, that's not very creative. The dragon's name is ‘Aragon'? SHHHH. Trust me, the name precedes this creature's title . Have you Ever Had–A vision? What kind of question is that? Sorry for asking. Sorry for what? I assumed you knew. – Burning a letter, to God Burning a letter, to God… And the ashes scattered All over New York No wonder, No wonder {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.